My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer
Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a Hummer
And got arrested like Mel Gibson
I read in the trades that the 'N Sync boy is
No way
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was
"Oh my Kesha. Those hot Jimmy Choos"
Hey Paris. Did I lose it on that pair too?
Celebutants work in the glamorazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties
And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all
But I got like fifty phone calls
Oh my God. Is it true?
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was
"Oh, no, no, Kesha. Those hot Gucci shoes (What'd you do?)"
Hey, Paris. Did I lose it on that pair too?
Oh, of all the stupid things I've done (I've)
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this one's the best
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was
"Oh, my Kesha. Those hot Jimmy Choos"
"And those Manolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses"
Hey Paris. I saw the same stuff at Target
Hey Paris. What ya' gonna do?
What ya' gonna do? What ya' gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no, boy, I've lost it, la la la
(You're not fooling me anymore. I saw the tag. I saw the tag)
Paris Hilton's closet
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it (So drunk)
When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Did you have to do that, really?)
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la, tra la la la la la
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